Couch Potato Critics

You have missed something out. When Couch Potato Critics is inaccurate, politically incorrect or just plain wrong, two things may happen:

1. The Universe will be instantly reorganised so that the aforementioned C.P.C is RIGHT.

2. C.P.C will ACKNOWLEDGE that they are wrong, but C.P.C will be _definitively_ wrong, in a way that cannot be bettered.

So there you go. Do you like my capitalisation scheme, by the way? I am badgered at work by emails that contain similar random capitalisations, and since they are completely meaningless, I have included a few here, at no extra cost. For extra fun, folks, try this at home: use RanDOm CaPiTALs. Excuse me, I am getting excited, but of course you can’t see what I am doing.

C.

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Noah Little Reply:
September 8th, 2009 at 6:09 am

If a choice had to be made, I’d go for option 2.

My Ego isn’t big enough to consider option 1 as nice as that would be.

Love the Dyslexic Camel Case style too.

Cheers
Noah

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Gooood eveeening, Well thanks for the praise Blo Alittle, oops I mean Noah Nothing, no that’s still not right is it. I know it’s “30 Days of Night sucked” isn’t it, yes, yes that’s it. Max gets off easy for now but I hear Borris’s got it in for him, so he’d better watch out.
Seriously, “30 Days of Night” sucked harder than a hooker on a Friday night but “District 9″ was sick. I just love that South African accent. The movie was actually quite good which really suprised me. It was well thought out and went to a place many other movie writers have gone yet. Which is amazing concidering all of the remakes that are being produced at the moment. Come up with a fresh Idea morrons!!
Anyway this was just a quick hi to all the upcoming fans and a get stuffed to our Chocolate hating combodrae Noahnads, you’ll be hearing from me regularly you can count on it.

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Noah Little Reply:
September 8th, 2009 at 5:56 am

Hi there Dough Boy, thanks for the lovely comments.

I’ve not yet seen District 9 and when/if I get your login for the site, you can do a full review of it.

I do love Chocolate. But when I’m eating it, I’m definitely not thinking about dancing eyebrows. Even now!
What will they think of next – A Gorilla drumming to the music of Phil Colins – yeah how likely is that

Sounds like a good idea for a think tank amongst us all.
What’s a really ridiculous way to advertise Chocolate?
We must be able to beat those overpaid individuals that dream up this stuff.

What was ever wrong with the two and a half glasses of pouring Milk into a river…. Ahh the good ole days.

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Gooood eveeening, Well thanks for the praise Blo Alittle, oops I mean Noah Nothing, no that’s still not right is it. I know it’s “30 Days of Night sucked” isn’t it, yes, yes that’s it. Max gets off easy for now but I hear Borris’s got it in for him, so he’d better watch out.
Seriously, “30 Days of Night” sucked harder than a hooker on a Friday night but “District 9″ was sick. I just love that South African accent. The movie was actually quite good which really suprised me. It was well thought out and went to a place many other movie writers have gone yet. Which is amazing concidering all of the remakes that are being produced at the moment. Come up with a fresh Idea morrons!!
Anyway this was just a quick hi to all the upcoming fans and a get stuffed to our Chocolate hating combodrae Noahnads, you’ll be hearing from me regularly you can count on it.

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