There is a trend…

I’m going to be writing alot about these kinds of ads as there seems to be some advertising persons who think they are pretty “Kool” ( I even spelt it like that just for them..) and love taking the mickey out of their audience while making a few bucks for their clients.

Anyway, I seen these ads enough times to come to the above conclusion. No I’m not a Telstra Mobile Phone User. I’m not married to an Idiot and if I were I wouldn’t stay with them… But if I had a Telstra Mobile I sure would.

I’d even be happy they were using some “Crappy not as good as Telstra” mobile service, apparently!

The real message

Telstra’s Mobile Service lets you get emails and stuff really fast. [It is an ad..]
The Others [of course] are piss poor slow. Possibly because Telstra has made them that way on their mobile backbone but that’s for another Blog.

The Ad in Question

Bozo Brains and Spunky Dumb Chick are waiting for some friends to arrive at a restaurant… Bozo can’t remember his mates new girlfriends name. “It’s something like a Fruit”…
Spunky Dumb Chick looks up the email they had got sent…While Bozo Brains is still trying to download his email to find out the mates girlfriends name. *** Note – there are better cheaper ways to do this. Just ask them! ***

This is where it gets interesting…

Turns out the Girlfriends name is Melony. “The Fruit” – Melons…hahahaha. Ok, it must have been a real fun creative evening for the guys with a few magazines for inspiration…

Any way the “bloke” and Melony ( what’s the guys name?) sit down, while Spunky Dumb Chick waits to be seated. Of course Bozo Brains doesn’t do the right thing by assisting her as What’s his name had just done for Melons, umm I mean Melony, and she ends up seating herself. Maybe he’s been affected by the “Telstra ” waves as well.
Well he is a Bozo Brain… You are not allowed to smoke near others any more cause they get affected by passive smoking. Passive Telstra Mobile Phone Waves maybe at play here…

If there are more of these…

This is the Second Ad of this “series”… If there is a third, and I’m guessing there will be, it just means there’ll be more for me to write about, and someone has to do it.

If you are a little unsure as to the actual title of this item, I’ll explain. If you use Telstra Mobiles you end up staying with a Bozo Brain… And that is pretty stupid!

She must have changed networks and moved on as I’ve not seen those two together of late…. Good on her!

Well I’m out of popcorn, time for a refill.
Cheers
Noah Little